Flippin' in the Sunbed Drinkin'....

     Today started off kinda way crazy!!!  I awoke and, of course, ate some Trix, then followed by Golden Grahams, the wild card,  which was excellent!  Then it followed with my Father calling me and then I was totally taken aback, becuase I have failed to have told him of my car being stolen yet, which the talk was serious!  I then spent the next few hours dealing with being told all kinds of stuff about how I am doing stuff wrong!  I then decided...forget this junk, I'm goin to California...ASAP!!!  I'm tired of being Scared of my folk, that's not how family is supposed to work, but they think so, as that's how they dominate people, it's messed up!  Sorry for all the exclamation points, I just feel strongly about this subject. 
     Anywho, I talk with my Father about my situation, which does not go how it should have in order for me to NOT move to Cali.  Obviously this convo goes badly and then after it finishes, my Mother calls me, and just, basically, rubs it in the face the fact that I don't have a car, nor will I have one for a good amount of time!  The Lady makes me so very, very  madd, all of the time, but this time especially!  She says some stuff, that needed not be said, and we got in an argument, of sorts.  We get through it, and I say that we will talk sometime Face to Face, not on the phone.  She agrees, and I was surprised as all!  We get off the phone, and I try and chill out a bit, although it is hard after being ridin' by my mama as so, which is not an easy task, y'all don't know my mama!
     This was finished about 4PM, and I had tired of such activities!  I went and texted Suga Momma about how this day started off so Terrible, and she instantly called ya boy about said subject to see if I was good still, cause she was just making sure I was not freaking out about said activities!  Previously in te day, my brother Michael comes by, who is who I can talk to in my family, cause he actually talks TO me, the rest of them talk AT me, cause I'm the baby, and they all gotta tell me how to live, since they have never made any mistakes in their life's, which I cannot stand it!  Now I'm finished with my rant about my folk, and I then had previously talked to someone, who was just dying to come and pick me up, a.k.a. Mama.  They do so and then I was dropped off at my starting point, where we met some friends, and then left for home, first stopping for adult beverages.  We meet some folk at mi casa, and kick it for some time and then went about our ways, to bed and what not.  Keep it real folk!

As the Tim Turns...

     Today was a day of catch up, I would say.  I awoke and called the Po Po to ask if they had my report for my car being stolen yet, in order for me to report the theft to my insurance.  They told me no, and I then made a bowl of Trix and Honey Combs, the staple and the wild card, sat on the comp for a bit and went back to sleep, continuing to do so until someone finally came over and I had to get up.  I must have gotten like 15 hours of sleep or some junk!  Then I sat around trying to find a ride for quite sometime.  Found one and they eventually show up, not that I was ungrateful for the juesture or anything, cause I was!
     They arrive, we chat for a bit, and then mosey on about our way.  They gave me a ride to Rhapsody, where I met up with Suga Momma, who I was her Suga Daddy tonight as well, kinda.  We had a beer, then started talking about this game at the spot, called "What a Mess", which ol' girl seemed to be interested in, since she is not into games too much anyways.  Of course I hopped to it in order to get her down there asap to play the game.  I was still on Suga Momma watch, making sure that she left mi casa with time to get home and get a good nights sleep, for a big weekend at work.  Therefore we hang for a bit at the spot, although exiting quickly in order to do said duties.
     We then arrive to mi casa, and proceed in convo, which was incredible!  I realized that this lady really is the most incredible woman  I have ever met in my entire lifetime!  She started talking about the annotated Grateful Dead Lyrics, since we started talking about the Althea lyric...
     " There are things you can replace, and others you cannot
       The time has come to weigh those things
       This space is getting hot, you know this space is getting hot"
     ...because my first dogs name is Althea, and it fits my current situation, all too well!  Post Grateful Dead convo, I just sat back and looked at her with amazement in my eyes, because this woman is the most beautiful creature to ever walk the earth, with big, beautiful eyes, that tell everything about her, and the most gorgeous brown hair, that she was talking about shaving off to make someones life better, which was sweet.  She reminds me of a well cut Citrine*!  This woman is the smartest person I have ever spent any amount of time with, ever!  She is not conceited about how beautiful  she is, doesn't even know it, and can spout off more information about the Grateful Dead than a lot of people even know, Tellin' me about the annotatedGratefulDeadlyrics.com website, sayin' to go and check it out sometime if I was bored or what not, I about fell outta my chair!  This lady has blown me away, in the past couple of weeks, just FYI!  I'm still just playin' it cool, cause I know she has a boyfriend, and I'm not that guy, nor will I ever be that guy, again!  It sucks to have it done to you, and after it happened to me I was like, forget that noise, this stuff blows, and vowed never to be that guy, ever again!
     We kick it for a bit, and she exits.  I tell her to give me a shout, in order for me to know that she gets home safe, and she does, at which point I had just sat down to write, and thought of a beer, and how tasty one would be at that point.  I then quickly thought about how I had wished it was like 15 minutes previous that I had thought of such, seeing as Momma was still there, and would do nothing but love to give me a ride to the store, since she is the Tim endorser that she is. 
     I embark on my pilgrimage to the store, beginning with a safari through the woods out back.  Now the last time that I did such, it was in the middle of the winter, so there was no foliage.  However this time, it's not winter its the middle of April, so the trees are kickin', or I guess more like I was trying to get through the Trees!  I get through, then go to light me a celebratory cigarette, since I made it through the Ashland Terrace Jungle, and light it and get a mouthful off dirt, some must have gotten into the pack or something, and they are Parlaments, with the recessed filter.  I then look down at my leg, which has a big ol grass stain, or something like that.  I get to the bp, after smoking my dirt filled cig and go to the beer cooler to complete my mission, and acquire an adult beverage, look at the selection and my wallet, which I had forgotten to get some change out of my room before leaving, it was 2:30 and I needed to hurry before they stopped with the beer thing.  However I luckily had my emergency $2 bill, and a bit of change.  Realizing my selection was slim, I almost got some Malt Liquor, but opted not and went with the Steel Reserve.  I was about $.12short, but luckily I frequent this place and she let me slide.
     After acquiring my beverage I began my expedition back to the crib, thinking of Cali the whole way and realized that I needed to plan my trip and such.  Well then I got home and finished talking to you peeps and am now going to do such, so Peace Out!  Oh Yea...Cali!
 
*Citrine brings happiness, joy and optimism into your life. One of only two minerals on the planet which do not hold or accumulate negative energy, but dispels and transforms it.  You don't ever have to cleanse Citrine, because it doesn't hold any negativity!  Citrine energizes, and  invigorates, promotes warmth, comfort, and energy.   Aids in matters of daily living. It is said citrine will open the mind to new thoughts. Often used by healers to increase self esteem.
     That's exactly what I am talking about, shes pure light energy!  Imagine that just kickin it with you every day for sometime, she's Platinum! A'ight!

Well, Sh*t on B*tches T*tt*es!

     Today began with me awaking to my boy leaving and then I arose and ate some cereal.  This time TreTre got Golden Grahams, as the special choice.  You see he gets one staple and one wild card, usually I can mix the 2, but this time, I mean come on, Golden Grahams and Trix...please, there ain't no way!  Progress, I sat around on the computer for a good bit, playing Treasure Madness, and such.  I finally get ready and do something, like shower and yhat not, I just started, accidentally, started saying this tonight, but I like it and think I might keep it!  Well, my Suga Momma, formerly known as Homegirl, but now will start referring to her as such, eventually holla'd at ya boy and we linked and she showed up with a 12er of Coors, the Banket Beer, which is impressing in itself, but then continues to save my day, totally!!!
     We then go and run errands for a bit, we go to Rhapsody, eat Pork sandwiches, get accosted by some "Locals" and then decide to leave.  Homeboy calls, and we meet him at the spot, where we engage in more spirits, and then we decide to leave.  We go back to my crib, cause she has to teach in the afternoon, the last day of the semester and wanted to be THERE, so I was in charge of helping her out in making sure she was leaving in time to do such.  I was put on Suga Momma duty, so I had to be sure it was done!  We then kick it, Homeboy, Suga Momma, 2 dogs and a TreTre...one big happy family!  She leaves and Homie and I kick it for sometime, and we are now current.  I was dubbed an Attitudeinarian tonight, which means that I am a person who assumes attitudes or poses for effect.  Homie and I have been doing such for years now, anyways, so FYI life is good!
     I have also decided tonight, that if you're talking about something...do something about it, stop talking about junk and make something happen!

Well Good Gosh Granny...

     Okay now, yesterday I awoke to Homegirl coming to pick me up to take me up to my bank, on the top of Signal Mtn., as well as loaning me $20 to put in there, so my account wouldn't be negative.  We do such, and then adventure towards the apartment complex she and her man planned on moving into.  We check it out, and it was the greatest apartment I had ever seen, seeing as there was a parking lot that was separate from the rest of the complex.  It was also on the bottom of the complex, in the back, and the only room around it was the laundry room, and the model apartment above, which is mostly quiet, of sorts-ish.  Anywhos, it would be the nicest apartment I'd ever stayed in.  We then went to her place of employment and at the at the exact same time my ex was pulling into work, I saw such, and dropped into the floorboard, just because...
     Well, post ex experience, we then went to mi casa, for I to cook her dinner and then all of my Homeboy's called, and showed up, whilst dinner was being eaten by us 2.  Then kicked it for some time and then to the spot, where we engaged in spirits.  Then to Rhapsody, where again...and then we talked quite a bit about Cali, and then continue to mi casa.  I then cooked her dinner, which was well deserved, cause we been hungry!  There her and I engaged in conversation about this and that, and eventually come to the realization that the person we are both speaking of in Cali is the same person.  I then holla at ol' boy, whom is in town, and he gets a cab over, which takes about 8 hours!  Homegirl is about to pass out on the futon, but is fiercely trying to not do so, and Homie finally shows up.  We all talk for a bit, especially about her moving to Cali, and then she finally surrenders her spot as the only female in the house, and goes home.
     Homie & I kick it until late, talking about how Homegirl & I are coming out to Cali and what not.  He gets a ride somewhere and I then sleep, awaking later to TreTre asking me what I want to eat, suggesting hamburgers, since we got madd patties!  Well I then think of Sheppard's pie, which he makes TreTre style composed of Mashed Potatoes, mixed with Broccoli, Corn, and Hamburger topped with Cheddar and Mozzarella and was so ridiculously good!!!  He had never even made it, nor heard of it before although he still killed it!  Go TreTre!!!
     Homegirl calls around 9ish saying that she is going to kick it with her Homegirl, and was just asking if I needed a ride somewhere, since my car was stolen.  Although Homegirl eventually called and told ol' girl that she was going home and going to sleep.  However, luckily, because my Homeboy was stressin me to get out of the house, and I was not even almost ready to do such, she calls and I walk, in my lap around the house, whilst telling Homie to chill out, and talking to her on the phone.  I tell ol' boy to kick it, cause I gots me a ride, and he leaves.
     She arrives and we sit about and converse about how she wants me to speak no more of her going to Cali, I agree to not do so, cause Homeboy and I hit her up non stop the previous night, and we then encounter a great day   We run about a bit, and then wind up at the spot of usual, where we run about my Homeboy, who then relinquishes her of Tim Duty, lucky for her!  Him & I talk for a bit about my past bit, which if you have followed you know, has been a bit mad as a hatter, so obviously was a long one. Eventually TreTre shows up and then we are current, so peace be with you!

So much to say...

    So the past week, I've had off of work.  This has been an interesting 5 days, I must say!  Thursday I awake to my brother Casey calling me to ask me if I wanted to go eat, I had just eaten so I didn't immidiately agree, but he then gives me this whole story of how he will not get to eat because what not, and since I'm a good brother, and I also had to pick up checks anyways, that I never actually got, dammit!  Anyways, I went to my brothers house, for said activities, and we then go to Las Margaritas to eat.  He tells me of all of this stuff he needed off his chest, I listened, as I do well!  Then his Father calls him and says he's coming to stay the night, and he tells him to come over to meet us at Las Mas, as he does.  When he gets there, we talk about stuff, from which I came to a realization about our arrangement.  I then mention that I wanted to move to Cali.  He asks what would I do, and I respond not live here!  He starts inquiring about, for instance how much capitol it would take to make the move.  I tell him and he replies that it would take him a month, I tell him I need more time, he digresses.  We decide 3 months, chill and drink some more beers, whilst I do nothing but think about moving to Cali, and I eventually leave.

      I'm driving, and decide that I want to take my Homegirl, I speak of all the time.  So I message her, asking of this.  She replies quickly saying...."I can't tonight."  We later meet up and I ask her again, face to face, and we toss it around for a bit, and she was not totally blocking it out, but was def trying to.  She will be moving with me out there!  She just belongs with the exploration and also needs this!  Upon my re-arrival, I talk to TreTre about said move.  He then says that he guesses that he will be looking for another place after then.  I go to fold laundry or something, and whilst I'm in my room I think about the food he was cooking for dinner, and how I'd miss all that waking up to meals and things of that nature.  We start talking again and he asks if he would like it out there.  I say of course, I mean it is a long state of TreTre's!  He then asks if he could go, to which I replied, I was just thinking about how I don't have to cook for myself.  So he's on, my brother's father, Jim, who is the Botanist, Homegirl, cause she rocks, and myself.  The perfect combination...the Botanist, the Marketing mastermind, and the man with the possibility, the beautiful and happy woman, and TreTre, all we then would need would be a chance, and it's already been given to me!
      The rest of the weekend was comprised of just thinking about this move; being excited; calling folk to alert them of my arivalry; coming to the conclusion of how this is actually going to work; seeing Ana Sia, who is a super sick female producer, who played last night at 412.  There def was a good time that had been had at this spot, so much of one that my car was unable to be driven home by yours truly.  I had gotten a ride home with Karliss, who was totally fine to drive, having not encountered as many adult beverages as I.  I get home and pass right out, sleeping so very hard that my right shoulder got a pinch in it.  I eventually wake up, call Karliss, who had told me he'd give me a ride back to my car in the AM, just to call.
     I totally awake about 2 or 3 PM, call Karliss for a ride, he doesn't answer, that I later find out is because he was at work, so I then call Dan Dan and Brittan, since I knew they were together and his phone was dead.  Dan calls me back on Brittan's phone a few hours later.  We talk about him coming over to give me a ride to my car, he says he'll be there to get me in a bit, so we could all shower and what not.  I go eat something and then start laundry, seeing as I had no clean drawers to wear.  Then get on FaceCrack for a bit, then get a call from Dan telling me that he was on his way.  He gets here, me still not having had a shower nor having finished laundry, and tells me we are in a hurry, so I go into power mode and throw shorts on, find a shit to wear, get my kicks on and get out there.   We leave and get to the place my car was at, didn't see it, so we got out and looked all around, since I was inebriated when leaving, and we couldn't find it anywhere.  I call the Chattanooga Police Dept. and tell them of this, and they send a cop to meet me, and he actually came instantly to 412 Market Street.  We talk and he says it happens a lot around in some gang initiation thing.  Well I just want my car back, so that I can do this move to Cali, but if I have no car then I can just ride with Homegirl out there.
     Dan and I go to Las Mas to eat, seeing as he was starved, and I have a TreTre and was golden!  I see My boy DL and a couple other folk.  We converse, I tell them of my car, we talk some more, and Dave takes me to his crib to see Mookie, his new puppy.  We talk about my move, and since he's my Best Friend, is totally behind me.  He then drives me home, and I just kick it with TreTre and some friends, and I tried to catch this up.  One thing lead to another and we got drunk, and my Homeboy called me and mentioned he needed someone to join him for beverages.  I then tell him of my car theft, and he instantly comes over, brings beer, Blesses us, and kicks it for some more.
     Okay now that's up to date, so I hope y'all are supportive of me, and start leaving love dropplets for a brother, letting me know how you like it, for crying out loud.  Sorry to come off crass, not meant that way.  I hope yens let me know if you have any info for me!