So today....

     I awoke yesterday and went to work, as any other normal day.  Randomly come home for lunch and my Raje asks me where "the Little Dog" is.  To this I was questionable, because when I left in the AM she was in the back yard.  Well, I then proceed to driving all over the neighborhood and asking any person who was out in their yard if they had seen my little baby, and if they do to give me a call, as I gave them my phone number as well. After sometime, I think like 5 hours, of looking for my dog, I finally go home.  At some point, Dan calls me and we go out to our Home Spot and wind up getting D-R-U-N-K, I then retire to mi casa and make up some flyers for missing Maui.
     I woke at about 2 o'clock in the afternoon, after getting massively drunk last night whilst thinking of my sweet Little Baby Girl coming up missing, and I went and printed off 100 copies of this flyer that I had made last night, whilst worrying!    I totally missed work, and my boss, Peters' phone calls, which he was no happy about, and told me that if it happened again that he would have to fire me, but on the way home from this flyer thing, I looked in the Rearview mirror at my Nappy Ars Mop on my head, and figured that if I had the day off I needed to go and get my hair did, so I holla'd at my girl Shannon, who works at the Mitchell Robert Studio Salon in Red Bank, and is a Hair Sorceress!. 
     Despite the fact that my hair look good, I also assured Peter this would never happen again, as he knew of my dog situation, which is why he didn't fire me on the spot.  I printed those off, on my parents dry cleaners account at the UPS store; yes, I'm very fortunate in that aspect as to where, if I do lose a dog, I can at least print off flyers, in a moderate manner.  Then my Homegirl and I went and put them up on all of the Stop signs in my neighborhood, Gas Stations, Restaurants, the Tuba Mini Mall, Bojangles, Picadilly and places of such around my area!  We then hungered and went to the spot to grab a bite.  There we engaged in Spirits as well, and then moved on to the house to bless the crib, and write to you folk.  Now I'm gonna make a fan page of Missing Maui, so if you're on there, check it out, and become such!  Peace!